Is Global Warming A Hoax?

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2009-09-29T16:53:00.009-05:00

I Just Woke Up After Months. What's Been Going On?

Before I "went to sleep" and quit sending "Invitations to Debate" to Al Gore (copy below), I remember hearing my favorite senator, Jim Inhofe, OK, saying that he thought "Cap and Trade (Tax)" was dead. I could only hope. Since then, we have had a galactic surge to the left in our country. By that, I mean socialism or worse! Healthcare (government run Medikill) has lifted its ugly head. At this time, it is in the washing machine and who knows what will come out in the laundry. Ironing it out is very close, but I digress.

When I awoke, I discovered that "Obama's green guru calls for white roofs". Professor Steven Chu, the US Energy Secretary, said the unusual proposal would mean homes in hot countries would save energy and money on air conditioning by deflecting the sun's rays.

More pale surfaces could also slow global warming by reflecting heat into space rather than allowing it to be absorbed by dark surfaces where it is trapped by greenhouse gases and increases temperatures. So heat is no longer captured by the atomosphere? Huh! He said he "was in favour of white roofs everywhere". I know Obama allows communists and socialists in his administration, but I didn't think he had invited the insane. I guess when a region has a cold snap or season as all do, we just bring out the black tarps. I guess we could just keep repainting; black, white, black, white, blah, blah, blah! Liberals are always telling us to think about the children. Okay. Every Christmas, Santa Claus will be getting lost! Too much white! Everything will look like a snow mass! Oops, they're melting. Not!

I hope you will take the time to read "http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,529953,00.html". In it, a leading scientist argues that overbroad claims by some researchers- coupled with overblown reporting in the media- can undermine the public's understanding of climate issues. He is absolutely right! It's called the "jump the gun syndrome"! The entire so called "Global Warming" phenomenon is overblown! There is a reason though, a sinister one. It's not about "warming", anyway. It's about power, just like "Obamacare".

It has not been put in any better way than the following treatise by Gary North. "It's Not Just That Global Warming Is Fake. What Matters Is Why This Fakery Is Being Promoted." I must quote some of the article here because it is so important:

Global warming is based 100% on junk science. The most vocal promoters are not interested in the details of physical science. They are interested in two things: political control over the general public and the establishment of international socialism.

Over 31,000 scientists have put their reputations on the line and signed a politically incorrect petition opposing the 1997 Kyoto agreement or protocol.

The former president of the National Academy of Sciences asked them to sign the petition.

Back in the 1970's the bugaboo was the coming ice age, as Time Magazine promoted. Not to be outdone, Newsweek got on board. The article warned: "Climatologists are pessimistic that political leaders will take any positive action to compensate for the climactic change, or even allay its effects."

It, too, was based on junk science. It, too, had the same solution: government control over the economy. The goal never changes: government management over the economy. The justification has changed. If the voters won't accept control over their lives of one brand of junk science, maybe they will accept another. As they used to say in the Nixon Administration: "Let's run this up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes."

The global warming movement is not about global warming. It is about the creation of an international political control arrangement by which bureaucrats who favor socialism can gain control over the international economy.

If you like poverty, inefficiency, and bureaucratic controls over the economy, and therefore control over your choices, the "climate change" movement is ideal.

If you want to subsidize China and India, neither of which will enforce the rules laid down by the unelected international bureaucrats, this movement is for you.

If you want to pay more for less energy, there is no better way than to pass the "cap and tax" bill which the House has passed. It will be sent to the Senate next week.

The rest of us should oppose it. Thank you, Gary North!

In the past week, a hidden Obama Administration document surfaced. Their own Treasury Department estimated it would cost the average family an additional $1,700.00 per year with "Cap and Tax". Just today, Senator Kerry decided he wanted to call it "Pollution Control". The only pollution we need to control is coming out of the liberals (most of the Democrat Party).

I alluded to "Medikill" earlier in this posting. It truly is not about the subject of any Obama or Congressional (liberal) effort. It is about power. Nothing can be passed that comes from them. On healthcare reform, it needs to be: cross state competition of insurance companies and perhaps some subsidies for low incomers (only)! Nothing else! Open the door on anything else one inch and you will see it opening, maybe slowly, but opening wider toward government control. The same is true for "Cap and Tax"! Conservation is fine. We at "thehoax" are all for it. We're for local smog control. The rest is "the real Hoax"! If you like the government running the mortagage industry, the banking industry, the automobile industry, the student loan program and continuing to acquire more and more pieces of the US economy including "Medikill" and your private lives , you'll love "Cap and Tax".

As you know, we at "thehoax" have sent many invitations to the Hon. Al Gore to debate. It ain't gonna happen. Our plan is to put as much in the media as we can to show our attempts. They have been honorable and under almost any circumstances he might want. Help us to promote this effort. It's heating up as you read this. Senator Jim Inhofe needs all the public support he can get. Call your senators and represtatives! Tell them nothing doing on "Cap and Tax", period!

We need to full page this in the New York Times and the Washington Post. As much as I deplore these "rags", they are still pillars of the left and much of the center:

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To the Office of The Honorable Al Gore
2100 West End Avenue Suite 620
Nashville, Tennessee 37203

INVITATION TO DEBATE

Subject: Global Warming

Subtext: Is the World Undergoing Global Warming and If So, Its Causality

Date: Of Your Choosing

Location: Of Your Choosing

Opponent: Any Nationally Known Personality Who Opposes Your Views

Moderator: Of Our Mutual Agreement

Venue Costs: Provided by IsGlobalWarmingaHoax.info

THIS IS OUR SEVENTH REQUEST

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RAPID RESPONSE
Date: May 8 , 2009

From the Desk of RobertWilson@IsGlobalWarmingAHoax.Info

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2009-05-14T13:33:00.010-05:00

Is the "I" Left Out?

I spend a lot of time on the net. Recently I came across the acronym “EERE”. It stands for the following: Energy Efficient and Renewable Energy”. It's a web site used to inform us about the latest developments concerning the environment. It is a mouthpiece for the Environmental Protection Agency. This department is always partisan depending on which party holds the White House. Nothing new here. It did tempt my appetite for more information about this powerful and intrusive group of do gooders. So, I signed up for news releases from the various sub-departments. I don't know exactly what it costs in manpower, but the number of emails I get daily is so large that it overwhelms my other incoming messages.

There are many self congratulatory releases, then awards to schools, individuals and something they are exceedingly proud to tout. The fines that this one agency costs our private business and regular individuals is astronomical. The power they wield is comparable to the IRS. When I said someone left out the “I”, I meant that it should more aptly be “EERIE”. I think think the “I” should probably stand for “Insane”. Take a look at the following list. It is only a small collection that I put together over the last week or so.

U.S. EPA <usaepa@govdelivery.com> or Contact: Daniel Duncan, EPA PCB Program, (206) 553-6693, duncan.daniel@epa.gov
Midas Muffler shop reaches $9,300 settlement with EPA for PCBs in used oil

$9,300.00

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U.S. EPA <usaepa@govdelivery.com> or CONTACT: William Omohundro, 312-353-8254, omohundro.william@epa.gov / Air News (Region 5): EPA reaches agreement with Laminated Products on clean-air violations

$5,000.00

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U.S. EPA <usaepa@govdelivery.com> or Contact: Wendy Chavez, 415/947-4248, chavez.wendy@epa.gov/ Painting contractor, Fine Custom Painting, Inc.

$10,000.00

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U.S. EPA <usaepa@govdelivery.com> or EPA audio file is available at http://www.epa.gov/region6/6xa/podcast/may2009.html

$4,150.00

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U.S. EPA <usaepa@govdelivery.com> or EPA audio file is available at http://www.epa.gov/region6/6xa/podcast/may2009.html

$13,000.00

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U.S. EPA <usaepa@govdelivery.com> or View all Region 8 News Releases

$1,000,000.00

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U.S. EPA <usaepa@govdelivery.com> or

Cheryl Williams, Air/RCRA Compliance Unit, 206-553-2137, williams.cherylb@epa.gov

$33,000.00

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U.S. EPA <usaepa@govdelivery.com> or

Erin Halbert, EPA FIFRA Program, Office of Compliance and Enforcement (206) 553-4627, halbert.erin@epa.gov

Hanady Kader, EPA Public Affairs, (206) 553-0454, kader.hanady@epa.gov

Helena Chemical Company Fined $41,600 for Misbranded Pesticide Sold in LaCrosse, Wash.

$41,600.00

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And the list goes on and on and on. I guess it would be silly to suggest that we could just let our fellow citizens simply clean up any mess they might have made without sticking it to them with a punitive fine. The EPA always over reaches. They have the authority and they love to step on business and individuals. The rules and regulations are excessive in the first place. All this crap about CO2, etc. causing “global warming” is the same stretch of credulity. Watch the back door on this one!

We only need 2 federal departments. That would be defense (including veterans affairs) and state (sortof). The Department of the Treasury has proved we would be better off without them. Ahh. Heaven. Oh well, I guess we have to trust'em. Huh?

Robert Wilson

P.S. In my last post, I promised copies of the "Invitation To Debate" which are being sent to Al Gore. Give me a little more time since my scanner is acting like a liberal; nutsy. Same with the special "collectibles". They will be ready pdq.

By the way, we have already sent 7 of the invites.

Al Can Still Make It!

2009-04-22T21:44:00.010-05:00

Thank goodness! We can rest knowing that Al Gore doesn't have to worry about income from his failing television station. He recently pulled his IPO to push Current TV down unsuspecting investors' naive throats. I've got a strong feeling that Al is running just a little bit scared. He can see the public in all polls is seeing through the ruse of his global warming pap. So, he had hoped to get a good portion of the stock shares in his TV venture exchanged for cash. But, "current market conditions" convinced his friends on Wall Street to cool (pun intended) the new issue.

The real news is that he has achieved new powers! Powers over the climate! So many events that he has recently attended have accompanied cold weather, snowy weather, sleet and all kinds of weather that don't include hot, much less warm. So, we now can see him using these powers to cool the hot spots around the world. As soon as he gets this new "gift" fine tuned and promoted, he can make millions! Can you imagine a beach in Hawaii that wants snow for a party. Call the "Snowman, Inc." and your celebration can begin.

We can imagine that this new capability might "tax" (there's that ugly cap and trade word) his supernatural capabilities. So, rumor has it that Speaker Pelosi might join the firm. She can just say she's going to be some place and the snow shall arrive. I'm sure that these two can train "little helper Snowmen" to join the firm.

But wait! They might very easily have a new division to add to the company. There is a potential plan to add another even "more scientific" finger to the operation. It would be basically the "middle finger" given to the American public. Gore and Obama might soon be shooting the very pollutants they claim is causing "global warming" into the atmosphere to cool the earth. Go figure! I guess we just have to trust them.

We at this blog have sent 5, almost weekly, invitations to Al Gore to debate someone of national stature on the entire "Global Warming" issue. We have not heard a word either way. We intend to continue this mission and "heat" it up. Soon, we will be offering some very clever, we think, but absurd products for sale. We will use money from these to promote, in a very big way, a potential debate. If it is not to happen, our intent is to embarrass the entire movement (religion) into their own oblivion. That's where it belongs!

P.S. Copies of all the invitations to debate with verification of sending dates will be attached to our next blog.

Robert Wilson

Are things changing besides the climate?

2009-03-04T14:40:00.001-06:00

There are some minds that have changed and they're going public. For whatever reason, many scientists are turning against Al Gore's foregone conclusion that climate change is being drastically effected by man. We owe a lot to Senator Jim Inhofe of Oklahoma. He is now the Vice-Chairman of the Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works. His steadfast opposition to Al Gore and his ilk has been unflappable. The following is a compilation of many scientists who do not, for scientific reasons, condone Al Gores chicanery:

Climate Momentum Shifting: Prominent Scientists Reverse Belief in Man-made Global Warming - Now Skeptics

Growing Number of Scientists Convert to Skeptics After Reviewing New Research

Following the U.S. Senate's vote today on a global warming measure (see today's AP article: Senate Defeats Climate Change Measure,) it is an opportune time to examine the recent and quite remarkable momentum shift taking place in climate science. Many former believers in catastrophic man-made global warming have recently reversed themselves and are now climate skeptics. The names included below are just a sampling of the prominent scientists who have spoken out recently to oppose former Vice President Al Gore, the United Nations, and the media driven “consensus” on man-made global warming.

The list below is just the tip of the iceberg. A more detailed and comprehensive sampling of scientists who have only recently spoken out against climate hysteria will be forthcoming in a soon to be released U.S. Senate report. Please stay tuned to this website, as this new government report is set to redefine the current climate debate.

In the meantime, please review the list of scientists below and ask yourself why the media is missing one of the biggest stories in climate of 2007. Feel free to distribute the partial list of scientists who recently converted to skeptics to your local schools and universities. The voices of rank and file scientists opposing climate doomsayers can serve as a counter to the alarmism that children are being exposed to on a daily basis. (See Washington Post April 16, 2007 article about kids fearing of a “climactic Armageddon” )

The media's climate fear factor seemingly grows louder even as the latest science grows less and less alarming by the day. (See Der Spiegel May 7, 2007 article: Not the End of the World as We Know It ) It is also worth noting that the proponents of climate fears are increasingly attempting to suppress dissent by skeptics. (See UPI May 10, 2007 article: U.N. official says it's 'completely immoral' to doubt global warming fears )

Once Believers, Now Skeptics ( Link to pdf version )

Geophysicist Dr. Claude Allegre, a top geophysicist and French Socialist who has authored more than 100 scientific articles and written 11 books and received numerous scientific awards including the Goldschmidt Medal from the Geochemical Society of the United States, converted from climate alarmist to skeptic in 2006. Allegre, who was one of the first scientists to sound global warming fears 20 years ago, now says the cause of climate change is "unknown" and accused the “prophets of doom of global warming” of being motivated by money, noting that "the ecology of helpless protesting has become a very lucrative business for some people!" “Glaciers’ chronicles or historical archives point to the fact that climate is a capricious phenomena. This fact is confirmed by mathematical meteorological theories. So, let us be cautious,” Allegre explained in a September 21, 2006 article in the French newspaper L'EXPRESS. The National Post in Canada also profiled Allegre on March 2, 2007, noting “Allegre has the highest environmental credentials. The author of early environmental books, he fought successful battles to protect the ozone layer from CFCs and public health from lead pollution.” Allegre now calls fears of a climate disaster "simplistic and obscuring the true dangers” mocks "the greenhouse-gas fanatics whose proclamations consist in denouncing man's role on the climate without doing anything about it except organizing conferences and preparing protocols that become dead letters." Allegre, a member of both the French and U.S. Academy of Sciences, had previously expressed concern about manmade global warming. "By burning fossil fuels, man enhanced the concentration of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere which has raised the global mean temperature by half a degree in the last century," Allegre wrote 20 years ago. In addition, Allegre was one of 1500 scientists who signed a November 18, 1992 letter titled “World Scientists' Warning to Humanity” in which the scientists warned that global warming’s “potential risks are very great.”

Geologist Bruno Wiskel of the University of Alberta recently reversed his view of man-made climate change and instead became a global warming skeptic. Wiskel was once such a big believer in man-made global warming that he set out to build a “Kyoto house” in honor of the UN sanctioned Kyoto Protocol which was signed in 1997. Wiskel wanted to prove that the Kyoto Protocol’s goals were achievable by people making small changes in their lives. But after further examining the science behind Kyoto, Wiskel reversed his scientific views completely and became such a strong skeptic, that he recently wrote a book titled “The Emperor's New Climate: Debunking the Myth of Global Warming.” A November 15, 2006 Edmonton Sun article explains Wiskel’s conversion while building his “Kyoto house”: “Instead, he said he realized global warming theory was full of holes and ‘red flags,’ and became convinced that humans are not responsible for rising temperatures.” Wiskel now says “the truth has to start somewhere.” Noting that the Earth has been warming for 18,000 years, Wiskel told the Canadian newspaper, “If this happened once and we were the cause of it, that would be cause for concern. But glaciers have been coming and going for billions of years." Wiskel also said that global warming has gone "from a science to a religion” and noted that research money is being funneled into promoting climate alarmism instead of funding areas he considers more worthy. "If you funnel money into things that can't be changed, the money is not going into the places that it is needed,” he said. (Continue with further examples)

Robert Wilson

Call Me Uninformed

2009-02-20T13:52:00.001-06:00

Now, Call Me “Ill”informed!

Last week I saw something completely new to me on National Public Television. That happens fairly frequently on NPT. Nevertheless, this segment floored me! I did not know that so-called “carbon credits” are actually being traded, you know, like bushels of corn. The financial show was interviewing the “Head Con Artist” of the “Chicago Climate Scheme”.(Actually, the Chairman of the Chicago Climate Exchange.)

Apparently, keep in mind that all this was established via political and arbitrary means, certain limits on CO2 gases emitted into the atmosphere have been established. Through this gobbledygook of some method such a percentage will be; you are allowed thus; trees absorb this amount; you plant so many; you buy this; you sell this; you are allowed so many credits; some participate, some don't; invest in sustainable; and finally it goes to the very socialist Millennium Development Goals. Wow! What a hoax!

To prove my point, emissions trading principles are based on proposals by the Technocracy movement of the 1930's. Technocracy proposed a system of Energy Accounting, or emissions trading, to promote “balanced and harmonious” development throughout the world. Doesn't that sound a lot like “can't we all just get along”. The thirties in the United States were a period when we came the closest to communism in our history. Nonetheless, we still ended up with many socialist programs as a trade off.

There are critics of the methods, mainly environmental justice NGOs and movements and anyone with common sense. They level accusations of failures in accounting, dubious science and the destructive impacts of projects upon local peoples and environments as reasons why trading pollution rights should e avoided.

But wait! If this hucksterism continues, we can make a fortune! Anyone living in serene surroundings like Montana or Colorado, etc. fax me all the clean air you can find. Don't worry, we can fake it just like the “greenies”. I'll then bag it, sell it for $10.00 each and split the proceeds with you and the Sun Gods of Outer Mongolia. Doesn't it make as much sense as trading so-called “carbon credits”?

Robert Wilson

Check Out These Articles!

2009-02-04T08:35:00.001-06:00

See Any Pattern?

It's a record year for snowfall http://www.mlive.com/news/index.ssf/2008/03/its_a_record_year_for_snowfall.html

A winter without end
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Record snowfalls bring big meltdown http://www.usatoday.com/weather/climate/2008-03-06-winter_N.htm

Snow Days In Jerusalem http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&view=js&name=js&ids=vsdmtnrembkr

Snow Brings Greece to Standstill http://www.ana.gr/anaweb/user/showplain?maindoc=6157497&maindocimg=6154941&service=6

Al Gore's "global warming" seems to keep hitting some snags. Now, they have started calling it "climate change". Anything different or unusual can now be the result of "climate change"! If the "new religion" crowd comes up with any more crocks, we can do away with septic tanks.

Our motto is "Forget Green, Think Lean!" So:

We are offering this official invitation for Al Gore to publicly debate a representative of the "deniers". Al or his public relations person can reach us at:
robertwilson@isglobal warmingahoax.info

C'mon Al. Put your "footprint" down and convince us!

Green Days Ahead!

2009-01-15T22:16:00.001-06:00

I Got My Carbon Credit Card

Like many people, when checking my mail the other day, I received mostly bills, one check and a couple of pre-approved credit card offers. Most intriguing was the card with dancing penguins on the front. The accompanying letter started, "Dear Mark. You can help save the world….help fight global warming !….Sincerely, Al Gorebal, Head Snapdragon of the International Polar Bear Society." Hey, it looked so impressive with the embossed seal."
That very afternoon, I called the 1-800 number as directed. "CCC Enterprises, May I help you?" "I hope so. What does CCC stand for, and, by the way, do you mind telling me where you are?" Her voice was so sweet and the accent was unusual. For some reason I always need to know where they originate.
"Yes, certainly, sir. I’m in the Philippines and CCC stands for Carbon Credit Card." "Well, I think I’d like to activate my card, but I’d like to know how it works."

"It’s really simple, sir. When you make purchases with the your CCC, we plant trees. Trees, trees, trees all over the world!" Her enthusiasm started my mind jumping! Saving the world! "That sounds great! Have you activated many cards?" I wanted to be part of something really big! "Well…. actually…. you’ll be my second one….but, I’m new! Earlier, there was a Mr. Nader. Oh, I wasn’t supposed to mention that." "That’s okay. I won’t say anything. Go ahead and sign me up. By the way, is this the only thing you do for the company?" "Oh, no sir. After I finish my shift here, I’m supposed to go out to the beach and plant two palm trees for every new card I set up. A short pause, then "Okay, you’re all ready to go!" "Alright. Thanks very much!" I deliberately avoided trying to do any multiplication in my head. She seemed so excited. "Think green!"
The weatherman had been reporting unusually cold temperatures, but this morning, it seemed a little warmer as the sun started to rise. The heat on my face only added to my enthusiasm. I had already planned a day of spending with my new "Carbon Credit Card". I was "thinking green!" The first stop on my itinerary was to fill up my fuel tank, so I pulled in at my favorite service station. I approached the pump. I had gotten used to paying there to avoid the walk inside. To my surprise, when I inserted my "Carbon Credit Card" in the slot, a white receipt came out, but no fuel! It read, "Sorry. Your card will not work for this brand. You must go to 2929 S. Galaxy Drive for fuel." Undeterred, I drove to the prescribed address. It wasn't very far and, anyway, I was "thinking green!"
I pulled into the driveway. The overhead sign read "Hugo’s Service Station….We Sell Heave-A-Hol….We Take Carbon Credit Cards". Jackpot! They take my card. I wasn’t familiar with the brand, though, so I went to the office to get some info.
"Sir can you tell me something about this Heave-A-Hol fuel?" "Oh, si, sir." He was latino but spoke pretty good English. "Originally, the government wanted everyone to use gas-a-hol as the answer to the energy crisis. It turned out to be too expensive. Corn prices went up! That caused even tortillas to go up to $3.00 each! It wasn’t as efficient as regular fuel, so they came up with Heave-A-Hol." "I see, but what is it made from?" "Every morning thousands of the unemployed and homeless, an army of them, go around to all the skid rows across the country! The scrape up all the puke left on the sidewalks by the drunks. That’s all transported to a refinery up around Martha’s Vineyard. I think some senator leases the land to them. But anyway, they mix it with horse and cow manure. They refine it and that’s how we get Heave-A-Hol!"
I left as soon as I filled up. The visit to the station was very disconcerting to me. Talk about the ultimate in recycling. Anyway, I needed some cash so I headed toward my usual ATM. I almost didn’t make it, though. The engine in my car had moaned and wrenched all the way there. I swear there were some faint mooing and whinnying sounds coming from the rear. I was beginning to feel "green".
Finally, I made it to the drive-thru at the bank. No one in line; things were looking up. I forced my card into the machine. "What!" I'm sure I startled the lady in the car behind me. The card had climbed back out of the slot, crinkled almost beyond recognition. Out came another unfriendly looking white slip. "Sorry. The magnetic strip on your card has been deactivated. The management at CCC Enterprises has decided it might effect the polarity of the planet."
I limped home. My poor Honda appeared to be on the throws of death. I raced in to the house; furious.

"Hello!", I yelled when I finally got an answer. "I demand and explana…." and then that same sweet voice. "CCC Enterprises. May I help you?

I proceeded to blurt out what I endured, stuttering I’m sure. But I did manage to ask for her supervisor. Her baby smooth voice had softened me somewhat. Why rant at her? It probably wasn’t her fault. Let me rant at her boss!
"May I help you?" Another sweet voice; seemed identical. I began explaining the trials I had gone through; I’m sure in a low rage. "Sir. What you need is our PCCC." "PCCC! What in the world is that?" I was beside myself.
That is our "Premier Carbon Credit Card". The CCC is made of switch grass and alfalfa. Doesn’t hold up well in those machines….also, we’ve deactivated the magnetic strip on them. I can get you a PCCC almost immediately." She was so matter-of-fact that it disarmed me. "We’re all under the umbrella of the United Nations. I can connect you with them." "United Nations!", I was incredulous. "I don’t know if I can get credit with the U.N. Is it very tough?" "Oh, no sir. It won’t be any problem at all. It gets handled through the same department that used to handle the ‘Oil For Food Program’. Their offices are in Ghana. I’ll connect you. Please hold." "Well, okay, if you think it will work." The telephone rang, changed tones, rang some more, then finally I got an answer.
"Hello. Premier Carbon Credit Card. May I help you?" The voice sounded very familiar. I had heard it many times, but couldn’t quite put a name to it. "Yes. My name is Mark Harris. To whom am I speaking?" "Kofi…" I hung up. I knew I was turning "green".

Relaxation beckoned me. The day had brought exasperation, frustration and unusual emotions. The coffee tasted good as I flipped through the "Times". A particular article had grabbed my attention. It was about a couple who had foregone the use of toilet paper. I assumed it was to help lower the use of trees. The lid clanging down on my mailbox drew me from my reading.
"Same old stuff", I murmured as I sifted through the stack of letters. Then, I noticed a parcel at the foot of the door. It was from a friend. I love packages, so I feverishly unwrapped it.
"Dear Mark", the note started, "You had mentioned you were going green. Thought this might help. Let me know how it turns out. Ralph."
The box inside was labeled, "Tranquilo…. Invisible Toilet Paper". Huh? My mind raced back to the article I had just been reading in the newspaper. I turned the end of the dispenser box to me. It read: "Instructions For Use….Start using less and less of your regular toilet paper; more and more of Tranquilo. As time goes by you’ll reach a point where you realize what "going green" really means to you."
My door slammed behind me.

Mark Harris, Guest Commentator

Move Over, Osama!

2008-12-20T22:32:00.002-06:00

There's A New Kid On The Block

It is very disappointing that even President Bush is tiptoeing over the line with his recent pronouncements about “global warming”, which by implication suggests a man made cause. When you couple this with the recent ruling by the Supreme Court on co2 gas, the “new religion” is becoming more problematic for the nation and the world. With the majority opinion written by the never surprising Justice Stevens, it suggests the intellectual bottle in which five-ninths of this august group prefer to cork their minds. It cries for a mass resignation on their part followed by probably forming their own little club to save disenfranchised whales.

Through the centuries, there have been countless wars. The untold deaths, destruction and cruelty are marked in history. The assault on the civilized world by Osama bin Laden is the most notable of late. His followers and clones seem to enjoy the infliction of pain and death all in the name of Allah. Even though his victims are relatively small in number, the brutality of each event, especially on the innocent, will in time bring its comparative fury to the upper ranks of the wartime pantheon. As an aside, dear readers, this religious debauchery will last for decades to come. There might be a cure out there, but it is not anywhere in the near future. You try to smooth the ruffled feathers of 9/11 and you get complacency in its place. This is at your peril; and your children's children.

On a different front, through the past number of years, another type of enemy has been rearing its ugly head. This enemy is cunning, lacking in conscience and determined. The titular mouthpiece has been self-anointed. I call him “Al Gorebal”. Sounds a little like Goebbels, doesn’t it? Joseph was the Minister of Propaganda for the Nazi Third Reich before and during World War II. In his own way Al is just as sinister. The “Gorebal Warning” spewed by him and his like minded minions is gaining steam. Pardon the “cool” pun, but these feckless and unsubstantiated claims are beginning to snowball.

The faithful are preaching that the earth’s temperature is rising. The fact that you can’t actually measure earth's average temperature for today, one hundred years ago, even ten years ago, doesn’t seem to dissuade the echo of the blind leading the blind. Leaving out the "Hockey Stick graph" separates the transmission from the engine in all of their models of false predictions. This omission leaves out a large and very important segment of the planet’s history. By the way, have you ever checked next week’s weather prediction with reality?

Migration of roaches in Australia is blamed on global warming. Big deal! Ever tried renting an apartment in New Orleans, say, in the last one hundred years or so? You’ll see how the little buggers migrate. Unless, maybe Katrina drowned them out. And by the way, the storm was blamed on global warming.

One of the most extremist “Gorebal Warnings” is that sea levels will rise dramatically. Actually, they have been rising since the last ice age. But never mind that inconvenient fact. I wonder how many coal-fired electric plants were operating in the year 100,000 B.C.? Probably not a great number of SUV’s either.

Polar bears are having a problem, too. It is being suggested that they be put on the “Endangered Species List”. Funny that of the 13 conglomerates of bears in Canada, 11 are absolutely thriving. There is so much confusion and misinformation that it boggles the mind. It is time to introduce a new word in today’s lexicon; libthink.

lib'-think: the perversion of the Constitution; the mockery of democracy; the combination of 1 part socialism and 1 part communism; the controlling of the vast majority by a small elite through destructive government policies; the manipulation and distortion of the truth; the using of half truths to ensnare, gain sympathy and evoke guilt; to be a member of most of the Democrat leadership; to lie for the sheer benefit of power without regard for what is best for the nation.

David Geffen recently uttered his opinion of the Clinton's veracity, but he fell short of the millions around the world he should have been describing, including Al Gore. You know, “ole invent the Internet Al”. Some of you must remember his tear jerking story about his dying sister. He told it at his and Bill’s first convention. His sister had died from lung cancer. He swore to spend the rest of his life working toward stopping all of us infidels from smoking. He “conveniently” left out the part about his leasing land to tobacco growers at the same time. Just a slip. Then, of course, there’s that pesky little zinc mine on the farm in Tennessee. It’s the one that lifts tons of polluting material up into what used to be safe sky. Don’t really need to mention the fuel use in the mansion in Nashville, do we? Oh, that’s right! He buys carbon offsets. Doesn’t matter that he owns the company they come from. Nothing fishy here. They don’t make a shoe that will fit his “footprint”. But he’s got a mouth that will take it; the foot, anyway. Al is certainly the flower of the environmentalists. Hey, he’s got an Oscar! He’s nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize! Very simply put, folks, this is not a half full nor a half empty crock. It’s just a crock!

Gore is not the only libthinker in this “new religion”. He is joined by the so-called mainstream media, scientists who are paid by the environmentalist lobby, scientists and individual citizens who are afraid of being called “deniers”, and of course, the libthinkers in the U.S. Congress. The last group can hardly wait to get their staffs working on legislation ad infinitum.

“Global Warming” is but another example of the many other whore daughters of liberalism. The “War on Poverty”, food stamps, the United Nations, the Publika Skool System, (sounds a little socialistic or maybe communistic, doesn’t it?) etc., are just others of the sisterhood. Remember, it is not the program or institution that matters. The substance is inconsequential, so long as it takes from the haves and distributes to the have nots, with the power remaining in the hands of the libthinkers. This house of prostitution is simply the rack on which to hang their “white priestly collars” while they blast sermons of falsities to create fear, guilt and enslavement.

Try what I call the "Google Test”. You need to go surfing. Each time you hear or read one of the latest, (they show up almost every moment), manmade “global warming” scares, Google it. See how far down the page or pages you have to go to find anything that might contradict the proposition. We do have one man who rates a five star on any Google Test. His name is Jim Inhofe, Senator, Republican, Oklahoma. He sits as a giant next to Babbling Boxer on the Environmental Committee. He is to be highly lauded for his unswerving commitment and tenacity in debunking every “global warming crock” that comes along.

I warn conservative Republicans and the few Democrats that if you don’t join in lock step with the aforementioned senator and battle this insipid, libthink conspiracy at this stage, you will be fighting both Osama and the “antichrist of global warning” in true earnest before the prophetic Titanic runs into the melting iceberg!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

Mark Harris

Al Gore, The Man With All The Facts?

2008-12-02T09:40:00.001-06:00

Why Does He Keep Us Guessing?

The truth is, we may be guessing. Because we, like him, aren't sure about "global warming". We can study many things about the earth. We can anticipate some changes, but we can't pinpoint many of them. It's a lot easier to look at something that just happened and maybe explain it. Most all of us are back trackers when it comes to the climate and not fortune tellers when it comes to the future. We are terrible at predicting how many hurricanes will come into being and how strong they will be and where they will land. That's with the most advanced satellite systems in history.

Around 30 years ago, "all" of the scientists were predicting the coming "ice age". What happened to that? Well, lo and behold, if you like jumping on bandwagons you may get out your jumping shoes and hop aboard the "ice age express"! It has just been reported, by our best services, that in the last year the earth has cooled about a full degree! That wipes out in one year the last 100 years of warming!

So, Mr. Gore, when is this hell on earth going to happen? I think my guess is just as good as yours.

Robert Wilson

How Long Before the Snowman Melts?

2008-11-20T13:57:00.001-06:00

Unfortunately, He'll Be Here Even Though the Summer

Ever thought someone might be trying to "snow" you? For those of you aren't familiar with the term, a "snow job" is when a person is trying to use deceit to fool you. "Pull the wool over your eyes." Lie. Conceal the truth. Thus, we can turn to Al Gore. That bastion of inconsistencies and false premises. He's the guy that invented the internet! Huh? I think we can call him "the Snowman" for contradictory reasons.

Check this out:

B-r-r utal: Upper Midwest Locked In Deep Freeze

Air Temperature May Hit 25 Below Overnight In Northwest Wisconsin; 14 Below in Minnesota, Minus 3 In Chicago

CHICAGO (CBS) ― Bitter, dangerous cold has settled across the Chicago area and its neighbors in the Upper Midwest, making just walking a block a miserable experience.

China Issues Red Alert For Snowstorms

13:13, January 28, 2008

The China Meteorological Administration (CMA) early Monday issued a red alert for severe snowstorms forecast for central and eastern China.

Winter Storms Hit Much of Country with Wind, Snow and Hail; 2 Dead in Indiana

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Jan. 29: University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire student Amber Luhman,21, makes her way home from class in Eau Claire, Wis.

DENVER — A powerful storm system pounded a large swath of the nation Tuesday, spawning everything from heavy snow and numbing cold to thunderstorms and possible tornadoes, and forecasters warned more bad weather was on the way.

China Says Snow Storms Have Killed 60, Caused $7.5 Billion in Damage

Friday, February 01, 2008

Jan. 29: At least 25 people were killed and 13 injured when the bus plunged off an icy road in China.

BEIJING — China's worst winter storms in half a century have killed at least 60 people — and 10 more days of severe cold, snow and freezing rain are coming, officials involved in relief efforts said Friday

Will all this snow put an end to Al Gore's blathering? Probably not. His last act
on earth will probably be to vomit a snowball! It is up to us to stay informed!
Pay attention to the real scientists. You know, the ones that are not owned by
the United Nations or other special interest groups. If we aren't careful, the
pernicious members of the "environmental religion" will press their liberal
taxes into our society and crush us! Unfortunately for Al Gore, at least for now,
the "snow job" is getting snowed on in gigantic proportions. So much for global warming and those evil men who are causing it! B.S.(blinding snow)!

Robert Wilson