Al Can Still Make It!

Thank goodness! We can rest knowing that Al Gore doesn't have to worry about income from his failing television station. He recently pulled his IPO to push Current TV down unsuspecting investors' naive throats. I've got a strong feeling that Al is running just a little bit scared. He can see the public in all polls is seeing through the ruse of his global warming pap. So, he had hoped to get a good portion of the stock shares in his TV venture exchanged for cash. But, "current market conditions" convinced his friends on Wall Street to cool (pun intended) the new issue.

The real news is that he has achieved new powers! Powers over the climate! So many events that he has recently attended have accompanied cold weather, snowy weather, sleet and all kinds of weather that don't include hot, much less warm. So, we now can see him using these powers to cool the hot spots around the world. As soon as he gets this new "gift" fine tuned and promoted, he can make millions! Can you imagine a beach in Hawaii that wants snow for a party. Call the "Snowman, Inc." and your celebration can begin.

We can imagine that this new capability might "tax" (there's that ugly cap and trade word) his supernatural capabilities. So, rumor has it that Speaker Pelosi might join the firm. She can just say she's going to be some place and the snow shall arrive. I'm sure that these two can train "little helper Snowmen" to join the firm.

But wait! They might very easily have a new division to add to the company. There is a potential plan to add another even "more scientific" finger to the operation. It would be basically the "middle finger" given to the American public. Gore and Obama might soon be shooting the very pollutants they claim is causing "global warming" into the atmosphere to cool the earth. Go figure! I guess we just have to trust them.



We at this blog have sent 5, almost weekly, invitations to Al Gore to debate someone of national stature on the entire "Global Warming" issue. We have not heard a word either way. We intend to continue this mission and "heat" it up. Soon, we will be offering some very clever, we think, but absurd products for sale. We will use money from these to promote, in a very big way, a potential debate. If it is not to happen, our intent is to embarrass the entire movement (religion) into their own oblivion. That's where it belongs!

P.S. Copies of all the invitations to debate with verification of sending dates will be attached to our next blog.

Robert Wilson

Call Me Uninformed

Now, Call Me “Ill”informed!

Last week I saw something completely new to me on National Public Television. That happens fairly frequently on NPT. Nevertheless, this segment floored me! I did not know that so-called “carbon credits” are actually being traded, you know, like bushels of corn. The financial show was interviewing the “Head Con Artist” of the “Chicago Climate Scheme”.(Actually, the Chairman of the Chicago Climate Exchange.)

Apparently, keep in mind that all this was established via political and arbitrary means, certain limits on CO2 gases emitted into the atmosphere have been established. Through this gobbledygook of some method such a percentage will be; you are allowed thus; trees absorb this amount; you plant so many; you buy this; you sell this; you are allowed so many credits; some participate, some don't; invest in sustainable; and finally it goes to the very socialist Millennium Development Goals. Wow! What a hoax!

To prove my point, emissions trading principles are based on proposals by the Technocracy movement of the 1930's. Technocracy proposed a system of Energy Accounting, or emissions trading, to promote “balanced and harmonious” development throughout the world. Doesn't that sound a lot like “can't we all just get along”. The thirties in the United States were a period when we came the closest to communism in our history. Nonetheless, we still ended up with many socialist programs as a trade off.

There are critics of the methods, mainly environmental justice NGOs and movements and anyone with common sense. They level accusations of failures in accounting, dubious science and the destructive impacts of projects upon local peoples and environments as reasons why trading pollution rights should e avoided.

But wait! If this hucksterism continues, we can make a fortune! Anyone living in serene surroundings like Montana or Colorado, etc. fax me all the clean air you can find. Don't worry, we can fake it just like the “greenies”. I'll then bag it, sell it for $10.00 each and split the proceeds with you and the Sun Gods of Outer Mongolia. Doesn't it make as much sense as trading so-called “carbon credits”?

Robert Wilson