Al Can Still Make It!

Thank goodness! We can rest knowing that Al Gore doesn't have to worry about income from his failing television station. He recently pulled his IPO to push Current TV down unsuspecting investors' naive throats. I've got a strong feeling that Al is running just a little bit scared. He can see the public in all polls is seeing through the ruse of his global warming pap. So, he had hoped to get a good portion of the stock shares in his TV venture exchanged for cash. But, "current market conditions" convinced his friends on Wall Street to cool (pun intended) the new issue.

The real news is that he has achieved new powers! Powers over the climate! So many events that he has recently attended have accompanied cold weather, snowy weather, sleet and all kinds of weather that don't include hot, much less warm. So, we now can see him using these powers to cool the hot spots around the world. As soon as he gets this new "gift" fine tuned and promoted, he can make millions! Can you imagine a beach in Hawaii that wants snow for a party. Call the "Snowman, Inc." and your celebration can begin.

We can imagine that this new capability might "tax" (there's that ugly cap and trade word) his supernatural capabilities. So, rumor has it that Speaker Pelosi might join the firm. She can just say she's going to be some place and the snow shall arrive. I'm sure that these two can train "little helper Snowmen" to join the firm.

But wait! They might very easily have a new division to add to the company. There is a potential plan to add another even "more scientific" finger to the operation. It would be basically the "middle finger" given to the American public. Gore and Obama might soon be shooting the very pollutants they claim is causing "global warming" into the atmosphere to cool the earth. Go figure! I guess we just have to trust them.



We at this blog have sent 5, almost weekly, invitations to Al Gore to debate someone of national stature on the entire "Global Warming" issue. We have not heard a word either way. We intend to continue this mission and "heat" it up. Soon, we will be offering some very clever, we think, but absurd products for sale. We will use money from these to promote, in a very big way, a potential debate. If it is not to happen, our intent is to embarrass the entire movement (religion) into their own oblivion. That's where it belongs!

P.S. Copies of all the invitations to debate with verification of sending dates will be attached to our next blog.

Robert Wilson

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A winter without end
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Record snowfalls bring big meltdown http://www.usatoday.com/weather/climate/2008-03-06-winter_N.htm

Snow Days In Jerusalem http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&view=js&name=js&ids=vsdmtnrembkr

Snow Brings Greece to Standstill http://www.ana.gr/anaweb/user/showplain?maindoc=6157497&maindocimg=6154941&service=6


Al Gore's "global warming" seems to keep hitting some snags. Now, they have started calling it "climate change". Anything different or unusual can now be the result of "climate change"! If the "new religion" crowd comes up with any more crocks, we can do away with septic tanks.

Our motto is "Forget Green, Think Lean!" So:

We are offering this official invitation for Al Gore to publicly debate a representative of the "deniers". Al or his public relations person can reach us at:
robertwilson@isglobal warmingahoax.info

C'mon Al. Put your "footprint" down and convince us!

Green Days Ahead!

I Got My Carbon Credit Card



Like many people, when checking my mail the other day, I received mostly bills, one check and a couple of pre-approved credit card offers. Most intriguing was the card with dancing penguins on the front. The accompanying letter started, "Dear Mark. You can help save the world….help fight global warming !….Sincerely, Al Gorebal, Head Snapdragon of the International Polar Bear Society." Hey, it looked so impressive with the embossed seal."
That very afternoon, I called the 1-800 number as directed. "CCC Enterprises, May I help you?" "I hope so. What does CCC stand for, and, by the way, do you mind telling me where you are?" Her voice was so sweet and the accent was unusual. For some reason I always need to know where they originate.
"Yes, certainly, sir. I’m in the Philippines and CCC stands for Carbon Credit Card." "Well, I think I’d like to activate my card, but I’d like to know how it works."

"It’s really simple, sir. When you make purchases with the your CCC, we plant trees. Trees, trees, trees all over the world!" Her enthusiasm started my mind jumping! Saving the world! "That sounds great! Have you activated many cards?" I wanted to be part of something really big! "Well…. actually…. you’ll be my second one….but, I’m new! Earlier, there was a Mr. Nader. Oh, I wasn’t supposed to mention that." "That’s okay. I won’t say anything. Go ahead and sign me up. By the way, is this the only thing you do for the company?" "Oh, no sir. After I finish my shift here, I’m supposed to go out to the beach and plant two palm trees for every new card I set up. A short pause, then "Okay, you’re all ready to go!" "Alright. Thanks very much!" I deliberately avoided trying to do any multiplication in my head. She seemed so excited. "Think green!"
The weatherman had been reporting unusually cold temperatures, but this morning, it seemed a little warmer as the sun started to rise. The heat on my face only added to my enthusiasm. I had already planned a day of spending with my new "Carbon Credit Card". I was "thinking green!" The first stop on my itinerary was to fill up my fuel tank, so I pulled in at my favorite service station. I approached the pump. I had gotten used to paying there to avoid the walk inside. To my surprise, when I inserted my "Carbon Credit Card" in the slot, a white receipt came out, but no fuel! It read, "Sorry. Your card will not work for this brand. You must go to 2929 S. Galaxy Drive for fuel." Undeterred, I drove to the prescribed address. It wasn't very far and, anyway, I was "thinking green!"
I pulled into the driveway. The overhead sign read "Hugo’s Service Station….We Sell Heave-A-Hol….We Take Carbon Credit Cards". Jackpot! They take my card. I wasn’t familiar with the brand, though, so I went to the office to get some info.
"Sir can you tell me something about this Heave-A-Hol fuel?" "Oh, si, sir." He was latino but spoke pretty good English. "Originally, the government wanted everyone to use gas-a-hol as the answer to the energy crisis. It turned out to be too expensive. Corn prices went up! That caused even tortillas to go up to $3.00 each! It wasn’t as efficient as regular fuel, so they came up with Heave-A-Hol." "I see, but what is it made from?" "Every morning thousands of the unemployed and homeless, an army of them, go around to all the skid rows across the country! The scrape up all the puke left on the sidewalks by the drunks. That’s all transported to a refinery up around Martha’s Vineyard. I think some senator leases the land to them. But anyway, they mix it with horse and cow manure. They refine it and that’s how we get Heave-A-Hol!"
I left as soon as I filled up. The visit to the station was very disconcerting to me. Talk about the ultimate in recycling. Anyway, I needed some cash so I headed toward my usual ATM. I almost didn’t make it, though. The engine in my car had moaned and wrenched all the way there. I swear there were some faint mooing and whinnying sounds coming from the rear. I was beginning to feel "green".
Finally, I made it to the drive-thru at the bank. No one in line; things were looking up. I forced my card into the machine. "What!" I'm sure I startled the lady in the car behind me. The card had climbed back out of the slot, crinkled almost beyond recognition. Out came another unfriendly looking white slip. "Sorry. The magnetic strip on your card has been deactivated. The management at CCC Enterprises has decided it might effect the polarity of the planet."
I limped home. My poor Honda appeared to be on the throws of death. I raced in to the house; furious.

"Hello!", I yelled when I finally got an answer. "I demand and explana…." and then that same sweet voice. "CCC Enterprises. May I help you?

I proceeded to blurt out what I endured, stuttering I’m sure. But I did manage to ask for her supervisor. Her baby smooth voice had softened me somewhat. Why rant at her? It probably wasn’t her fault. Let me rant at her boss!
"May I help you?" Another sweet voice; seemed identical. I began explaining the trials I had gone through; I’m sure in a low rage. "Sir. What you need is our PCCC." "PCCC! What in the world is that?" I was beside myself.
That is our "Premier Carbon Credit Card". The CCC is made of switch grass and alfalfa. Doesn’t hold up well in those machines….also, we’ve deactivated the magnetic strip on them. I can get you a PCCC almost immediately." She was so matter-of-fact that it disarmed me. "We’re all under the umbrella of the United Nations. I can connect you with them." "United Nations!", I was incredulous. "I don’t know if I can get credit with the U.N. Is it very tough?" "Oh, no sir. It won’t be any problem at all. It gets handled through the same department that used to handle the ‘Oil For Food Program’. Their offices are in Ghana. I’ll connect you. Please hold." "Well, okay, if you think it will work." The telephone rang, changed tones, rang some more, then finally I got an answer.
"Hello. Premier Carbon Credit Card. May I help you?" The voice sounded very familiar. I had heard it many times, but couldn’t quite put a name to it. "Yes. My name is Mark Harris. To whom am I speaking?" "Kofi…" I hung up. I knew I was turning "green".

Relaxation beckoned me. The day had brought exasperation, frustration and unusual emotions. The coffee tasted good as I flipped through the "Times". A particular article had grabbed my attention. It was about a couple who had foregone the use of toilet paper. I assumed it was to help lower the use of trees. The lid clanging down on my mailbox drew me from my reading.
"Same old stuff", I murmured as I sifted through the stack of letters. Then, I noticed a parcel at the foot of the door. It was from a friend. I love packages, so I feverishly unwrapped it.
"Dear Mark", the note started, "You had mentioned you were going green. Thought this might help. Let me know how it turns out. Ralph."
The box inside was labeled, "Tranquilo…. Invisible Toilet Paper". Huh? My mind raced back to the article I had just been reading in the newspaper. I turned the end of the dispenser box to me. It read: "Instructions For Use….Start using less and less of your regular toilet paper; more and more of Tranquilo. As time goes by you’ll reach a point where you realize what "going green" really means to you."
My door slammed behind me.

Mark Harris, Guest Commentator

Move Over, Osama!

There's A New Kid On The Block


It is very disappointing that even President Bush is tiptoeing over the line with his recent pronouncements about “global warming”, which by implication suggests a man made cause. When you couple this with the recent ruling by the Supreme Court on co2 gas, the “new religion” is becoming more problematic for the nation and the world. With the majority opinion written by the never surprising Justice Stevens, it suggests the intellectual bottle in which five-ninths of this august group prefer to cork their minds. It cries for a mass resignation on their part followed by probably forming their own little club to save disenfranchised whales.

Through the centuries, there have been countless wars. The untold deaths, destruction and cruelty are marked in history. The assault on the civilized world by Osama bin Laden is the most notable of late. His followers and clones seem to enjoy the infliction of pain and death all in the name of Allah. Even though his victims are relatively small in number, the brutality of each event, especially on the innocent, will in time bring its comparative fury to the upper ranks of the wartime pantheon. As an aside, dear readers, this religious debauchery will last for decades to come. There might be a cure out there, but it is not anywhere in the near future. You try to smooth the ruffled feathers of 9/11 and you get complacency in its place. This is at your peril; and your children's children.

On a different front, through the past number of years, another type of enemy has been rearing its ugly head. This enemy is cunning, lacking in conscience and determined. The titular mouthpiece has been self-anointed. I call him “Al Gorebal”. Sounds a little like Goebbels, doesn’t it? Joseph was the Minister of Propaganda for the Nazi Third Reich before and during World War II. In his own way Al is just as sinister. The “Gorebal Warning” spewed by him and his like minded minions is gaining steam. Pardon the “cool” pun, but these feckless and unsubstantiated claims are beginning to snowball.

The faithful are preaching that the earth’s temperature is rising. The fact that you can’t actually measure earth's average temperature for today, one hundred years ago, even ten years ago, doesn’t seem to dissuade the echo of the blind leading the blind. Leaving out the "Hockey Stick graph" separates the transmission from the engine in all of their models of false predictions. This omission leaves out a large and very important segment of the planet’s history. By the way, have you ever checked next week’s weather prediction with reality?

Migration of roaches in Australia is blamed on global warming. Big deal! Ever tried renting an apartment in New Orleans, say, in the last one hundred years or so? You’ll see how the little buggers migrate. Unless, maybe Katrina drowned them out. And by the way, the storm was blamed on global warming.

One of the most extremist “Gorebal Warnings” is that sea levels will rise dramatically. Actually, they have been rising since the last ice age. But never mind that inconvenient fact. I wonder how many coal-fired electric plants were operating in the year 100,000 B.C.? Probably not a great number of SUV’s either.

Polar bears are having a problem, too. It is being suggested that they be put on the “Endangered Species List”. Funny that of the 13 conglomerates of bears in Canada, 11 are absolutely thriving. There is so much confusion and misinformation that it boggles the mind. It is time to introduce a new word in today’s lexicon; libthink.

lib'-think: the perversion of the Constitution; the mockery of democracy; the combination of 1 part socialism and 1 part communism; the controlling of the vast majority by a small elite through destructive government policies; the manipulation and distortion of the truth; the using of half truths to ensnare, gain sympathy and evoke guilt; to be a member of most of the Democrat leadership; to lie for the sheer benefit of power without regard for what is best for the nation.

David Geffen recently uttered his opinion of the Clinton's veracity, but he fell short of the millions around the world he should have been describing, including Al Gore. You know, “ole invent the Internet Al”. Some of you must remember his tear jerking story about his dying sister. He told it at his and Bill’s first convention. His sister had died from lung cancer. He swore to spend the rest of his life working toward stopping all of us infidels from smoking. He “conveniently” left out the part about his leasing land to tobacco growers at the same time. Just a slip. Then, of course, there’s that pesky little zinc mine on the farm in Tennessee. It’s the one that lifts tons of polluting material up into what used to be safe sky. Don’t really need to mention the fuel use in the mansion in Nashville, do we? Oh, that’s right! He buys carbon offsets. Doesn’t matter that he owns the company they come from. Nothing fishy here. They don’t make a shoe that will fit his “footprint”. But he’s got a mouth that will take it; the foot, anyway. Al is certainly the flower of the environmentalists. Hey, he’s got an Oscar! He’s nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize! Very simply put, folks, this is not a half full nor a half empty crock. It’s just a crock!

Gore is not the only libthinker in this “new religion”. He is joined by the so-called mainstream media, scientists who are paid by the environmentalist lobby, scientists and individual citizens who are afraid of being called “deniers”, and of course, the libthinkers in the U.S. Congress. The last group can hardly wait to get their staffs working on legislation ad infinitum.

“Global Warming” is but another example of the many other whore daughters of liberalism. The “War on Poverty”, food stamps, the United Nations, the Publika Skool System, (sounds a little socialistic or maybe communistic, doesn’t it?) etc., are just others of the sisterhood. Remember, it is not the program or institution that matters. The substance is inconsequential, so long as it takes from the haves and distributes to the have nots, with the power remaining in the hands of the libthinkers. This house of prostitution is simply the rack on which to hang their “white priestly collars” while they blast sermons of falsities to create fear, guilt and enslavement.

Try what I call the "Google Test”. You need to go surfing. Each time you hear or read one of the latest, (they show up almost every moment), manmade “global warming” scares, Google it. See how far down the page or pages you have to go to find anything that might contradict the proposition. We do have one man who rates a five star on any Google Test. His name is Jim Inhofe, Senator, Republican, Oklahoma. He sits as a giant next to Babbling Boxer on the Environmental Committee. He is to be highly lauded for his unswerving commitment and tenacity in debunking every “global warming crock” that comes along.

I warn conservative Republicans and the few Democrats that if you don’t join in lock step with the aforementioned senator and battle this insipid, libthink conspiracy at this stage, you will be fighting both Osama and the “antichrist of global warning” in true earnest before the prophetic Titanic runs into the melting iceberg!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!





Mark Harris

Al Gore, The Man With All The Facts?

Why Does He Keep Us Guessing?

The truth is, we may be guessing. Because we, like him, aren't sure about "global warming". We can study many things about the earth. We can anticipate some changes, but we can't pinpoint many of them. It's a lot easier to look at something that just happened and maybe explain it. Most all of us are back trackers when it comes to the climate and not fortune tellers when it comes to the future. We are terrible at predicting how many hurricanes will come into being and how strong they will be and where they will land. That's with the most advanced satellite systems in history.

Around 30 years ago, "all" of the scientists were predicting the coming "ice age". What happened to that? Well, lo and behold, if you like jumping on bandwagons you may get out your jumping shoes and hop aboard the "ice age express"! It has just been reported, by our best services, that in the last year the earth has cooled about a full degree! That wipes out in one year the last 100 years of warming!

So, Mr. Gore, when is this hell on earth going to happen? I think my guess is just as good as yours.

Robert Wilson

How Long Before the Snowman Melts?

Unfortunately, He'll Be Here Even Though the Summer


Ever thought someone might be trying to "snow" you? For those of you aren't familiar with the term, a "snow job" is when a person is trying to use deceit to fool you. "Pull the wool over your eyes." Lie. Conceal the truth. Thus, we can turn to Al Gore. That bastion of inconsistencies and false premises. He's the guy that invented the internet! Huh? I think we can call him "the Snowman" for contradictory reasons.

Check this out:

B-r-r utal: Upper Midwest Locked In Deep Freeze

Air Temperature May Hit 25 Below Overnight In Northwest Wisconsin; 14 Below in Minnesota, Minus 3 In Chicago

CHICAGO (CBS) ― Bitter, dangerous cold has settled across the Chicago area and its neighbors in the Upper Midwest, making just walking a block a miserable experience.

China Issues Red Alert For Snowstorms

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13:13, January 28, 2008

The China Meteorological Administration (CMA) early Monday issued a red alert for severe snowstorms forecast for central and eastern China.

Winter Storms Hit Much of Country with Wind, Snow and Hail; 2 Dead in Indiana

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

AP

Jan. 29: University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire student Amber Luhman,21, makes her way home from class in Eau Claire, Wis.

DENVER — A powerful storm system pounded a large swath of the nation Tuesday, spawning everything from heavy snow and numbing cold to thunderstorms and possible tornadoes, and forecasters warned more bad weather was on the way.

China Says Snow Storms Have Killed 60, Caused $7.5 Billion in Damage

Friday, February 01, 2008

AP

Jan. 29: At least 25 people were killed and 13 injured when the bus plunged off an icy road in China.

BEIJING — China's worst winter storms in half a century have killed at least 60 people — and 10 more days of severe cold, snow and freezing rain are coming, officials involved in relief efforts said Friday

Will all this snow put an end to Al Gore's blathering? Probably not. His last act
on earth will probably be to vomit a snowball! It is up to us to stay informed!
Pay attention to the real scientists. You know, the ones that are not owned by
the United Nations or other special interest groups. If we aren't careful, the
pernicious members of the "environmental religion" will press their liberal
taxes into our society and crush us! Unfortunately for Al Gore, at least for now,
the "snow job" is getting snowed on in gigantic proportions. So much for global warming and those evil men who are causing it! B.S.(blinding snow)!

Robert Wilson